Are You A Fanpire?

Every thing that you talk about, some how relates back to Twilight!

People ask you if you want to go to the movies and you automatically try to convince them to see Twilight for the millionth time.    

While washing the dishes you think “I wouldn’t have to wash stupid dishes if I were a vampire!”.

You do nothing but think about twilight, dedicate every song you hear to twilight, cried when you saw robert cut his hair, get ridiculed relentlessly b/c of your obsession with twilight, refresh twilight websites every 5 minutes to check for more twilight news, get into huge arguments, maybe even catfights while fighting about twilight, and finally made the commitment to stay pure until after marraige b/c thats what edward would want

When you try and convince everyone you know to read and love twilight as much as you do!

You read the saga for the millionth time and still cry/cheer/laugh out loud and hope Stephenie Meyer will make more 

You have read all four books a million times. Never shut up about twilight. Know everything that happens. Can tell the whole story to your friends in detail when they ask. Name all the characters and the actors that play them.

You look at your boyfriend and think "Crap! Why dont you sparkle!”

You breath,eat and live for the Twilight saga

You look at apples in a completely different way.

You can discuss the vampire and werewolf psyche for hours on end with someone who has NO IDEA what you are talking about.

You are desperate for a 1953 red Chevy pickup, a silver S60R Volvo, a red BMW M3 convertible, a black Mercedes S55 AMG, a yellow 911 Porche, a Volkswagen Rabbit, a Harley, Honda or Ducati motorcycle, a red Ferrari, or a Mercedes Guard ( Vehicles from Twilight Saga )

You remember the exact lines of special scenes of the movie.

Everytime you see the word twilight you freak out even if it has nothing to do with twilight.

When bella’s lullaby is in your top most played songs on your itunes.

You put signs on your bedroom windows telling the world how obsessed you are with Twilight.  

Twilight Character Posters Covers Your Room.

You insist a friend read Twilight after they said No for the Millionth time.

You have read all 4 books 3 times in 2 weeks. 

When you look over in history class and see a girl reading a black book, so you crane your neck and see the line “something with her scent on it”. you turn to your best friend and proclaim “IT’S ECLIPSE! 

You cry every time Edward leaves, even though you have read the book 3 times.   

Instead of screaming OMG! you start screaming Oh My Edward!

Have a website dedicated to Twilight 

Every time you hear twilight in school your head pops up so you and have an hour conversation with that person even though they really don’t know what your talking about because they haven’t read the books.